Just got a Snapchat that said “lol i feel hungover but I didn’t even drink”
Yo, girl, I just think that’s called “being sick”.
Also a friendly reminder that date rape drugs are not only used by men on women. Anyone looking to gain an upper hand by creating a power play on someone they deem lesser than them. Gender doesn’t have much to do with it other than the statistics we see (that also exclude).
Date rape preventing color change nail polish.
How about a color change indicator on the guy who fucking buys the stuff. And by that color change I mean a fucking bruise to the fucking eye followed with a swift kick to the porksword.
"I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life."
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
"Oh. I don’t want to go to your clambake anymore. I thought it was a cocktail party for children. My 7 year old doesn’t want actual clams."